5 Reasons I Can't Wait to Move

5. Objects stuffed into storage will fall on my head less often.
4. Mr. Pete won't be bitter about always having to do the dishes.
3. I'll be able to open the windows when we sleep (Note the "I" here. Mr. Pete isn't such a light sleeper).
2. The incessant thumping in the AC system will cease (this is "Tell Tale Heart" creepy).
1. I won't wake up to use the restroom with my upstairs neighbor in the middle of the night.